im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So. Much. Porn.
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