Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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