if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dignity is for republicans.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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