We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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