I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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