Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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