I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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