My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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