everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Boobs are out for the taking
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize