This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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