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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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