im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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