This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
