why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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