I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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