just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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