(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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