For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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