god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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