He uses pillows to masturbate.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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