Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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