i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
