Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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