well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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