Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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