Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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