Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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