Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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