im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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