she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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