you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dignity is for republicans.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
