Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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