What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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