Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
