That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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