i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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