Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
