Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
This beer is not sobering me up at all
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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