So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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