You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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