I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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