It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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