just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I met the friendliest cop last night
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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