I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I did not marry a roomba.
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