It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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