Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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