Someone shit on the floor
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
it's great music for shaving your balls
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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