he shaved USA in his pubs
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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