You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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