why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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