Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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