Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
