Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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